Millions of the fair weather fans around the globe rejoiced on Wednesday evening as Edwin Van der Saar secured the Champions League Crown for Manchester United ensuring their place as the best team in the world and saving millions of United "supporters" the financial and emotional burden of having to become Chelsea "supporters" in their effort to back the biggest, must successful team in the world.
Here are some reactions from around the Globe.
"That was a close one" says Newcastle resident Gavin Terry "I mean I spent a lot of money on this Ronaldo kit. And he's never going to leave, so it's a sound investment. I can't imagine how many hours, maybe days of suffering I would have had to endure before getting a Ballack shirt had my United not have pulled it off."
In New York, fair weather fan Tom Allen was quoted as saying "I love United! Beckham is still my favorite player, and though I didn't watch the game last Wednesday, I heard he kicked some serious ass for them. Which is cool, cause though I've heard Didier whatever-his-name-is a real stand up guy, I really don't have the cash to blow on a Chelsea jersey right now.
The Jakarta United Fan Club voiced joy in a prepared statement to the press. "Manchester United is our favorite baseball team. They are number 1. They will always be our favorite baseball team and we hope to see one of their baseball matches someday."
But not all is well for some over eager "shit supporters". London fair weather twat James Dalton tells his tragic tale. "I thought I would get a jump on the competition by getting a Terry shirt before he took his penalty kick. I like to sport a defender's shirt since it makes me look like a real supporter, and I had to hurry so I could get a 2007/2008 version so people would think I had known this was coming all along. So I grab it on WorldSoccerShop, but then Terry falls on his arse! I always said he was overrated. Now I've learned my lesson, but I can't spend anymore of shirts after this and that Benjani Mwaruwari debacle earlier in the year (what was I thinking?). My only hope now is that Cristiano gets traded to Real Madrid because I already have a Madrid shirt that says Ronaldo on the back. Let's hope and pray."
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