Tribute to a Great Gooner: Juande Ramos

As skipper of Gooners in Exile, I would personally like to congratulate Juande de la Cruz Ramos Cano for his great success in bringing joy to Gooners around the world by sinking arch rival Tottenham Hotspurs to the bottom of the Premier League. Thank you Juande for not only spending all of Tottenham's money, but also raising their sad expectations before dashing them down toward the Championship. But you, great gooner that you are, even went beyond the call of duty by keeping Chelsea from taking 3 points at Stamford and losing by 1 goal in 5 of your 8 games which must have thrilled you as you watched those wanky hotspur fans in agony. Ramos, we will miss you. Your mother was twice the whore that Mrs. Redknapp could ever be.