Roma Fanatics Stab Arsenal Fan. UEFA Plans to Banish Serie A from Champions League, Except Premier League Kinda Already Did That.

Rome's police are investigating the incident where a traveling Arsenal supporter was reportedly stabbed at this week's Champion's League match against AS Roma. Police have several leads which point to Roma's fanatical supporters the Ultras who plan to "stab" their way back into Champions League at the finals this May, in Rome. However, the wounded Arsenal fan is not pressing charges, predictably choosing to "just blame it on Eboue or Bendtner instead, and be done with it".