Ward is a true member of my faction in that, though he is Arsenal "through and through", his favorite team is Drinking in the Morning FC. To him, the footer is merely the pretext for his consumption, but let's not get all down on him. This man has provided more drinks for the general populace than Al Capone. Ever the generous man, there is a 93% probability that YOU have gotten a free drink at Nevada's on his tab if you are a regular. I even saw him getting a couple of cold ones for some Chelsea girls on Sunday (In his defense, they were cute).
Here are his stats:
Favorite Drink: Carlsberg (traitorous bastard)
Favorite Player: Hleb
Favorite Song/Chant: Wanky Tottenham Hotspur
Favorite Arsenal Gear: Final Highbury Throwback Shirt (Henry)
Favorte Game at Nevada's: Arsenal vs Manchester 06-07 (1 Nil to the Arsenal)
Where you'll find him in the bar: Always at the bar, usually in the middle near a tap. Anytime. Day or Night. Seriously. Anytime.
I'm not kidding. This man constitutes virtually the entire nightlife of Nevada Smiths. He is beloved of Jack and spends so much money there that some say he is responsible for that projection TV. Watch this great goal from his favorite game. This clip is particularly great because, on the second replay, you get to see Super Cesc Fabregas take the ball from Ronaldo (who dives, of course) then makes some mean moves before a pristine pass to Adebayor. Enjoy.
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Mark, seriously. We need this blog. Thank you.
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