Friday, December 21, 2007

North London Throwdown

Since most of my blog is based on using the marvels of the computer age to seek out silly photos, I have prepared the definitive study on the effects of evil on the young and talented. Take note of the before and after shots of three young go-getters and the horrible fates that awaited them after they elected to follow Satan.

Here's Dick Cheney,
 

And look at poor Anakin,

And Martin Jol,

                                                      

Look at Jol! He was a young man with his whole life ahead of him! The world was his oyster, but Tottenham FC turned him into a melted version on the Thing. Well, this was my last chance to stick it to old Marty. Farewell and best of luck ya ogre! It was fun. Watch out for E Coli and remember that it's not to late to root for the Boys in Red and White, at which point your Mother will no doubt give up her working girl ways.

On the other hand, check out our man Arsene.
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Looking sharp Professor! I rest my case.

Obviously all this skulldugery is just my way of gearing up for the North London Derby. It's always an early one, and with Ward, Devo and Margaret all tied up with family blah, blah, blah, it's up to myself and Fan of the Match hopeful Jakes to rock Nevadas. But this is the chance to show the true dedication of our often maligned fan base. There will be nothing fair weather about tomorrow morning.

This is, of course, one of those scary games. 1 point lead, at home, arch rival on the rebound; it can and will get ugly. But don't worry, we have the full squad and Arsene seems confident.

See ya there.

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