Thursday, March 6, 2008

God I Hate Wigan!

For some people, watching a sport is simply not enough. Some men get drunk while they watch. Some men spend all their time looking at stats which they will later use to annoy others. Some men buy vintage jerseys or other pointlessly expensive merchandise to prove they are fans. Some men gamble to increase the rush. I have chosen to hate.
Choosing to blatantly hate another team for no reason with a blinding rage has made futbol much more exciting for me. The thrill is further increased by the fact that I have randomly chosen to despise Wigan, who in no way deserves my vile fury. What have they done to us? Nothing. But fuck them anyway.

Thats right Wigan. I hate you and your miserable lives.

There. I feel better now.







No wait. My heinous bile has risen again and, while I normally try to maintain an atmosphere of sportsmanship and respect here at Gooners in Exile, I can't hold back with fuckin Wigan. Here are some photos.
   Yes, I'm a bad person. 

1 comment:

Quantum said...

Sadly I shall be absent from this game, so your hate can not be shared at Nevada's